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Mingalar Parahita [မင်္ဂလာပရဟိတ] is an orphanage inside the compound of Phayargyi Mingalar Taik Monastery which is located in Phayargyi Village near Twante Township in Myanmar. It is also a Youth Development Center which is administrated by the local monastery. Many children arrived after cyclone Nargis, which devastated Myanmar's delta region in 2008, killing 140,000 and leaving tens of thousands of children orphaned or separated from their parents.
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Johannes Schmidlin was a Swiss composer.
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Vardavar or Vartavar is a festival in Armenia where people drench each other with water.
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